Hullo, my name is April. This is all about random things that I like... There is porn, multiple fandoms, funny things, food, cute animals, fics, art, clothes... And I don't know what else.
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jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

n-a-blue-box:

i saw this in person at a celebration star wars con. 

coolest shit ever!

'the vader project'

(Source: boomerstarkiller67)

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asktheundeadroyals:

15 seconds of all the songs I could find that sync with this gif

slutgard3n:

diana-de-vill:

b0hemiaisdead:

Made this for my beauty and the beast obsessed friend for her birthday 🌹also it plays the prologue ;)

Ive been trying to see if i can make one aswell! UGH this is beautiful!

OMFG

avianawareness:

videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

The world will soon understand why birds are so awesome and deserve to be our overlords. 

detectivesangelstardisandwands:

sheep-boy:

a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just

"a…pen.you literally just used magic to make a pen" 

And then the muggleborn gives them a normal pen and they’re just like “how does it workOH MY MERLIN IT CLICKS” and they just spend the whole class clicking their pen

ask-gumball-and-marshall-lee:

anononymouss:

rebelliousminion:

crazyhowlifeworks:

howtotrainyourbabyboo:

ohheyitsjeremy:

OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOo0o0oOOOoo0oD.

OH MY GOD PLEASE DONT UNFOLLOW ME FOR THIS

ACTUALLY DO IF YOU CANT HANDLE THIS YOU CANT HANDLE MY BLOG 

IM REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN

what. the. FUCK?

OH GOD

(OH MY GOD I’M GONNA WAKE UP MY MOM I’M LAUGHING SO HARD XD)

(Source: heylookfandoms)

http://fuckyesdeadpool.tumblr.com/post/83342415210/beautifulfassy-there-better-not-be-a-black

fuckyesdeadpool:

beautifulfassy:

there better not be a Black Widow movie because Deadpool fans have been waiting 5 years for a movie ever since they announced they were working on a script after X-Men Origins: Wolverine and we still haven’t got shit

so no

As a huge fucking fan of Deadpool who has been…

There were the innocuous comments like Does his race really matter?” and “Who cares about his skin color? It’s his character that’s important!” Wonderful sentiments each, but ultimately if benignly ignorant of the social scaffolding that still places non-white characters at a disadvantage in mainstream media, as well as the need for representation among an audience filled with often overlooked people of color.

Worse, however, were the accusatory and the insulting: “You’re just projecting, stop it,” one person said, “Star Wars doesn’t need your PC trash” said others in one fashion or another, and “He doesn’t need to be black…“—as though that were the only alternative to being white—”…to be a baddass, people. Go watch Roots and stop trying to take Star Wars from white people.” was the response of one all too memorable commentator on Facebook which I had the personal displeasure to witness.

So, you see, when fans turn to people like [Lucasfilm VIP Pablo] Hidalgo, many aren’t just hoping for answers, they were hoping for a shield. They wanted to hear that it wasn’t just all in their heads, that they weren’t projecting. They wanted to hear that there was actually someone who represented them in this new series, and that they wouldn’t need to squint and tilt their heads to see themselves in a new Star Wars hero. They wanted to stand up proudly in the fandom and assert their feelings without fearing venom and fire for daring to think that a man of color could lead a Star Wars show.

Mia Moretti on the new lead characters of color announced for Star Wars: Rebels.   “Rebels, Kanan Jarrus, and the race factor” from Eleven-Thirty Eight.com.

"Wneed protagonists like Sabine. We need a powerful young Asian woman to stand for the oft-neglected Asian women in the vast and diverse Star Wars audience. To light a new fire in the hearts of young Asian children, and little girls of all sorts so that we might share Star Wars with them. We need a character who takes us back to the Mandalorians’ roots as an omni-inclusive culture of soldiers after the singularly white, nordic group The Clone Wars brought to television viewers. And we need a protagonist like Kanan, a strong man of color in whose heroics a wide range of fans can see a reflection of themselves. We need a character that can inspire fresh awe in young boys of color, someone who can show them that they too can be the heroes of a galaxy far, far away.”

(via racebending)

letmefeelyoushine:

sagansense:

“The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.” •Carl Sagan

This is one of those images that just makes you go, “woah.”

letmefeelyoushine:

sagansense:

“The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.” •Carl Sagan

This is one of those images that just makes you go, “woah.”

confidenceofcasmac:

soradiesinkh3:

consulting-time-captain:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

fireandshellamari:

This will never not be funny to me.

Never.

WEHY WOU;D YOU FUCKING POISTY TRHIS I;M CREYING

IT’S COMING BACK IT’S COMING BACK IT’S COMING BACK

wayne brady WAS this show

So this is how the Night Vale girl scouts sell their cookies. Huh.

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misterkinsey:

everyonelovesrobots:

microcroft:

iguah-daily:

I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

f UCK PLEASE NOT AGAIN

NOT THIS AGAIN

I HAVE SURVIVED LIKE 2 YEARS WITHOUT THIS DEEP HAMBURGER LEVEL SHIT

Oh god. It’s finally back.

A few months back, I got *really* stoned with some friends and we discussed this fucking wonderful bit of esoteric nonsense.