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I don’t know where I am. I just know I’m running. Sometimes it’s like I’ve lived a thousand lives in a thousand places. I’m born, I live, I die. And always there’s the Doctor. Always I’m running to save the Doctor. Again and again and again. And he hardly ever hears me, but I’ve always been there. Right from the very beginning. Right from the day he started running.

(Source: milakunis)

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Dang it Clint… You don’t say these things in front of the Avengers Insurance Adjuster. Deadpool is not on our policy. We can’t cover his damages. Oy vey.

Damnit, now we have to get special investigations and subrogation involved. There’s going to be so many security restrictions on this damn file.

You just know that all Insurance Agents in the tri-state area have folders entitled “things that we don’t tell home office because then they will reject the claim,” with a sub-folder entitled “god damn it Stark.”

I have a feeling Subrogation has Stark Industries in house claims adjusters on speed dial.

I can only imagine the Special Investigation Units have one dedicated person for all of the Deadpool claims. I hope they get paid well.

Actually…. I bet in 616, “acts of super hero” are excluded, similar to how flood is excluded now. You can purchase super hero insurance via the feds, but that’s the only way it will be covered. The Law of Large Numbers breaks down when the destruction is so regular and widespread. I mean, New York gets attacked a few times a year, minimum, and that’s just NYC.

Unless it falls under TRIA or one of the other Terrorism Insurance programs. Actually, I bet this is why Clint has to call it in: so that it can be properly identified as a superhero/villain disturbance.

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