home-o-smut: I downloaded that song. ANDY! I need that song, too. Kay? So next time you have your computer on you, I shall swipe it =D
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Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
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Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
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oneflamereaching: rhymeswithshmarcy: Anyone wanna bathe in the morning dew tomorrow morning, go hiking, make daisy chains, eat phallic shaped foods, and then dance skyclad around a bonfire later in the evening? No? Okay. :c *raises hand* ‘Sup. Wait do we actually live in the same area tho Also, I don’t think we know each-other Meh, whatever. Still want to :D I read that and thought...
blimpcat: I saw this gif on my dashboard earlier so i drew the first thing that came to mind.. Not a homestuck fan. But I love this! I would do this to my significant other if they ever demanded breakfast in bed.
NONE of my electronics say the same thing!!!!
My cell phone says its 4:10. My laptop says it’s 4:18. My iPod says it’s 4:19. And my alarm clock says it’s 4:22… WHICH DO I TRUST?!
attackofthegiantlandorkus: theoddbox: webbyghost: thebogonoslo: Follow this amazing blog, super funny and full of the coolest posts!! holy shit i never knew this stuff WHY DO I NEVER REMEMBER THIS WHEN I NEED IT?! “Use a dustpan to fill buckets”
There's nothing wrong with sex, people.
strengthissexy: - Having sex every day. - Saving sex for your wedding night. - Never having sex. - Having sex with different people. - Having sex with one person. - Having sex with a person of your same gender. - Loving sex. - Hating sex. - Being loud. - Being quiet. The only thing wrong with sex? When it’s not consensual. Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
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funniest10k: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
awkward-yet-still-awesome: I hate when you say “I hate that song” and someone goes “well you have to admit it’s catchy” the fucking plague is catchy that doesn’t mean it’s good
lolsomeone-actually: intotheairwaves: the-baggins-of-bag-end: digitallyimpaired: pandacows: the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant oh my god Oh my god…oh my god did he even get paid? i can’t even…
What I have learned about Fandoms purely through...
Supernatural: There are two brothers who are having sex with each other and an angel, and one of them is a moose.
Doctor Who: An English gentleman who is upset about being human will come in a large blue police box at any point in time to make the most ridiculous faces at you.
Sherlock: An otter and a hedgehog solve crimes in a division not covered by any man.
Mass Effect: A woman has sex with a lot of aliens, while one man's butt saves the universe.
Dragon Age: A man wearing feathers and obsessed with kittens has sex with anyone who has a penis, and a few chicks, too.
Game of Thrones: Everyone dies, but only if they just promised to tell someone something important when they get back.
Avengers: There is a superhero orgy and everyone is invited but the Hulk and Black Widow.
Skyrim: FUS RO DAH
Homestuck: Something about yaoi trolls with Lisa Frank colors making out on stairs. And they all have sea slug penises.
The Hunger Games: Some people who play real life Sims with some kids. One of them loves bread.
Castle: A detective and mystery writer solve crimes, all the songs make sense, and hairporn.
When you are assigned a group project